Lovense is a brand I stayed away from in my early years of reviewing sex toys. It’s not anything personal, but Lovense products always show up at the party with so many bells and whistles that, at least for me, it’s overwhelming. I’m naturally hyper—my brain is always all over the place—so it didn’t make sense for me to vibe with a Lovense toy.

But over time, as more and more Lovense pitches came my way, I couldn’t ignore them anymore. I had to put aside my fear of my brain possibly exploding from too much technological stimulation and accept what Lovense provided: an epically fun ride. Or at least that’s what I experienced the Osci 3a rabbit vibrator.

Another Stratosphere

I’m not one to mindlessly throw out compliments, so believe me when I say the Osci 3 is out of this world. From the start, it looks like any other rabbit vibrator on the market but looks can be deceiving. The internal sleeve intended for G-spot stimulation heats up to normal body temperature, which makes it even better if you’re moving solo and you want the body-safe silicone to feel more human than one cool synthetic material.

It also has, and this is the first time I have come across such a feature, a G-spot oscillator. When turned on, a circular area about the size of a dime will give your G-spot a hellish massage through different patterns—from tapping to sensations like wave, as well as a steady stream of patternless vibrations that get astronomically worse every time you push the button. It took me a few minutes to get over the joy of it all because at first I was so focused on how it happened and it felt so good. It’s like being fingered by a fingering pro.

None of this means that the outer arm isn’t just a thrill—its job is to stimulate the clitoris, in fact. It does this through different patterns and intensities of vibration and, like the G-spot arm, becomes powerful. It’s so strong that if you have a sensitive clit, this toy, even at the lowest intensity, can be a little overwhelming.

Special Treatment

The Lovense app is easy to navigate despite all the features that Osci 3 offers. You don’t NEED the app to use the vibrator, but it opens some extras. Most interesting is the ability to send a link to the public Lovense platform filled with strangers from anywhere in the world—they can now control your vibrator. You can chat with these people or just lie down and let some people in, say, New Zealand control your toy while you’re in bed in New York City.

I’ve never been into anonymous sex, and the idea of ​​anonymous masturbation sessions isn’t a turn-on for me, but I sent a link to my Osci 3 out there to see if anyone was on the other end. . Lots of people lined up. It was also the first time in my life that someone called me “mommy” and asked if I was their mom, something I hope I never have to repeat. (No judgment for anyone on this kink, but it’s not my thing.) You can also share a global orgy in real time with Lovense Vibemate.

As far as long-distance interaction goes, I tried Osci 3 with my partner, who is now on the opposite side of the Atlantic — and that was a lot of fun. You’ll get almost five hours of use from the Osci 3 when it’s fully charged, and thanks to its ergonomic design, your wrist will be a happy camper—even for people who suffer from carpal syndrome. like me

I recommend Osci 3 to anyone who likes to experiment and explore new heights, because it lets you do that—even with strangers. Its $199 price (discounted $99 at publication) is more than fair for what it is—a great companion for anyone in a long-distance relationship.